Never Argue with a Woman!

One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and
says,

"Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?"

Reading a book," she replies,
(thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,"
he informs her.

I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading."

Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up."

If you do that, I'll have to charge
you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

But I haven't even touched you,"
says the game warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
at any moment."

Have a nice day ma'am," and he
left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

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Is it true? experienced folks,Please throw some light on this ;).