Monday, June 26, 2006

Never Argue with a Woman!

One morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside the woman and
says,

"Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?"

Reading a book," she replies,
(thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,"
he informs her.

I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading."

Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up."

If you do that, I'll have to charge
you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

But I haven't even touched you,"
says the game warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
at any moment."

Have a nice day ma'am," and he
left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Picture Speak-Mens Life



Before Marriage.















After Marriage.





Is it true? experienced folks,Please throw some light on this ;).

33 comments:

Syam said...

200% trueங்னா :-)

Shuba said...

syam:irunga pondatti kitta solren!Gops naan vambukku varala!but all that i could say is I just laughed the minute i saw the caption and the couple of photos...etho sollanumnu varuthu...but y take risk...cos ippo neenga ......( shuba better keep shut!!!!!)

வேதா said...

ROTFL:)
//Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.//
gops, vendaam veena vambuku izhukareenga;)

//Is it true? experienced folks,Please throw some light on this ;). //

ippa enna ithellam therinjikittu mattum enna kizhika poreenga:):)naalaiku ungalaku nadakum pothu therinjida porathu;)

personally i hate these kind of stories,irrespective of whether its abt men or women. bcos we cant generalise anything.

ambi said...

he hee, shishya, enna pa Un veetulayum ponnu paakaraangalaa? strategy ellam collect pannitu irukka, (ennai maathiri!)?

@syam, enpa bayam kaaturaa? :)

Bala.G said...

adapaaavigala....konjam jaarkradhyaa thaan irukanum

said...

Gopalan... Ethuvum sila kaalam thaan nu title vechukittu en intha question... ungalukku teriya vendama? Taking turns when necessary is a part rather a way of life.... I don't think guys keep bowing to girls after marriage leaving out exceptions.. When situations demand, yes... but Marriage is not the thing which has to be blamed.. It is the attitude and the respect which you give for the partner which matters..

My days(Gops) said...

enna aaachi? kalyaanama?

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

@Syam:danks for u r honest commentங்னா :)

@Shuba:Thanks for the comment.

@Veda:ayioo vambuku ellam izhukalenga,oru fwd mail vanthuchu sari nalla comedy ah irukuthennu thaan blog la poten :)

@Ambi:No way guru.nan innum romba chinna paiyan hee hee.oru 3 years kalichu thaan kalyanatha pathi yosikanum:)

@ Bala:konjam illa nanba rombave jaakradhyaa irukanum :)

@Silent watcher: Sir/Madam,intha post enaku vantha oru fwd mailungov.inge night full ah football match parthutu office la poi nalla thoongaren so puthusa post ezhutha neram illa;) hee hee,that's why this post.I'm not blaming marriage or girls btw what's wrong in husbands bowing down to their wifes at times?vitu kodukaarathu thane marriage life ku asthivaaram(i mean foundation)?comedy sonna enjoy pannanum therinchukonga ;).Thanks for the comments Silent watcher,adikadi vanga :)

@Gops:illenga Gops.nanellam romba chinna paiyan :)

unknown said...

chinna payan seiyara kariama ithu..

am asking u openly do u think is this happening practically?
i dont think so...

Gayathri Chandrashekar said...

Naan solla nenaichchadhai veda sollittaanga.
whose art is that?It looks like monet's.I haven't seen this art before.Liked it verymuch.

Syam said...

GR, chinna payannu ellam solli thappa mudiyaathu, naanum ipdi thaan sollitu irundhen...amukitaaingalla... :-)

senthil natarajan said...

very old one mate

Syam said...

@ambi, enna panrathu unmai kasakka thaan seiyum :-)

krk said...

Kalikitta da indha post'la...
Pinnitta da...
Piruchuta da...
super da...
ulundu ulundhu sirichane da...
Nice logical humour...

funny...funny..hehehhehe

Seenu said...

Good post....i appreciate it...keep posting like this...hehehhehe

Chinnakutti said...

ivlo peru thatti kudukkarangannu santhosha pattu ithe mathiri post-ah pottu, naalikku adi vangina, onnu ivanga escape or invangalum senthu adikkalam, be careful. lol :-)

nice post, antha painting very nice.

shree said...

"Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think" - adhu yenna 'likely'? ofcourse women are intelligent enof than men.
reg. the pictures - considering me and my husband, yeah am agreeing to it!! ;-)

smiley said...

after marriage, looks like the situation in a mamiyar's house or veetoday mapillai ? so watchout athu mathiri poy mattikathay :)

Ms.Congeniality said...

As veda said nothing can be generalised :-)
Forward nalla iruku, the lady is very witty and has good presence of mind :-)

Ram said...

//It's likely she can also think.//

Yen intha vambu ungalukku? seri, thittu vaangurathu nnu mudivu pannettenga...vaangikkonga... :))

PS:
yepdi yen pankukku highlight panni kaamichen.??? :))

ambi said...

enna shishya, adi othai ellam bayangarama vizhuthu polirukku!

guruvukkum munnadi ippadi than vizhunthathu. ethellam kandukkappadathu. :)

அனுசுயா said...

Photos - :)
Matter - :(

barath said...

nalla joke.
kaarasaaramaa edhaavathu comment varumnnu ethirpaarthen..onnum varlaye!!!

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

@Ammu://am asking u openly do u think is this happening practically?//

enaku epadi ammu therium?

//chinna payan seiyara kariama ithu//

nan enna kolaiya paniten,ethuku ellarum ipadi thitarenga (me giving pavam look)

@Gayathri:It's Mr.Arthur Becher's art.Spannierman gallery la irunthu sutathunga:)

@Syam:romba bayapaduthathengappa. :)

@Sen:yeah i know da

@KRK:Danks da puthu mappilai ;)

@Seenu :Danks :)

@Chinnakutti :Welcome here :).intha mathire inimel nan post podave matten :).adikadi vanga :)

@Shree://ofcourse women are intelligent enof than men.
//

I agree.

//considering me and my husband, yeah am agreeing to it!! //

Shreekka vazhka.apadiye mela comment potavangalukellam sollungkka ;)

@Smiley:sathiya nenga solra mathire maatikave matten :)

@Ms.Congeniality:yes ,nothing can be generalised :).yeah witty indeed.

@Ram :Nalla irupa Raasa,ipave ennai ellarum kadichu kotharanga,nenga vera mooti vidathenga ;)

@Ambi:yeah yeah,ithelam sagajamappa :)

@Anu:Matter la ennaga iruku sad agarathuku?

@Barath:nan nalla irukarathu unagalaku pudikalaya ;)

Marutham said...

:)) Sema comedy!!
Btw, was busy with placement and all. Now free, will visit often....

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

@Marutham:nice to have u back Marutham.all the best with u r placement.hey i have some aptitude qn papers if u want.let me know.Cheers

barath said...

Hai..I tagged you for the 6 pathivu

Usha said...

enna nakkala? They too can think-na enna artham? enna artham-nren!! Gaali panduvom jaakiradhai!

:))

Sasiprabha said...

Lifela ellame risk thaan... Aanaa risk edukkaama irukka mudiyaadhu.. Naan inga risk appidinnu podhuvaa sonnen. Edhula risk appadinnu discuss panna naan varalai.. You take your own meaning for risk as it is your own risk.

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

@Barath:Done mate.

@Usha:Yakka,theriyama solliten mannichukonga ;)

@Sasi:Yeah,Risk mgmt pathi 3 sub padichirukan :)

said...

innum konjam naal la naanum ipdi thaan nu symbolic huh solreengala gopi........

balajay said...

hi ramasubbu.A very good story to explain the point don't argue with a women. a women always dont want to argue with men. ok good .keep going.

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